i dont need your civil war

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

good evening to all! this isnt really a real post cause its 9 50pm right now and its kinda obvious i cant really express myself properly at such an hour. well its been quite a gloomy day for the last day of school before the short break. my night's been quite unglamorous indeed for such a day as this. usually, on the night of the last day of school before a break there'd be so much to do! so much to say to each other! so..JUST SO MUCH TO DO.

tonight i have been:
1. left without anybody to talk to
2.ignored after i finally found people to talk to
3.grouchy over a lousy dinner
4.cold
5.too weak from training to even remove my shirt to bathe
6.nearly frozen to death while showering
7.nearly frozen to death once again while towelling dry
8.lastly, ditched once again. for maple. m-a-ple. that's just...yeah..

well..that's about half my problems but i dont think anyone would want to hear anymore on such a gloomy day. i wonder..why wasnt anyone online tonight..

could it be the whole world's watching rockstar supernova while i, the poor cableless peasant, have to contend with the "best" of RNB by the Singapore Idols?

well on my next post i will be dealing with our lovely contestants for this very contest itself. and i have one helluva mouthful to blow at those...creatures.

maybe when i turn 17 i'd go contest for it. who knows, Singapore, I might be Your next singapore idol. Now, all i need, is a cutety cutety cute attitude and a flashy outfit.

now i'm all set to go!

i just took a portion of your life

Thursday, August 10, 2006

well..just to set things straight, i don't really intend to post regularly like everyone else so..yeah check back everyday to see the same post! yay!

hmm, there's something that i've been bothered about recently. my brother's currently in the national service and he's complaining about almost everything military that he comes across. my parents have always been reminding me about the same thing: study hard! get good grades then become an officer when you enter the army!

now...wait a minute here..get good grades? i thought it was supposed to be more of "pick up air rifle, learn to shoot, go learn jungle ops in your backyard to prepare yourself for the army" kind of thing. but what i've come to learn of is that the better your GRADES are, the HIGHER and FURTHER you go in the army.

its the ARMY! THE A-R-M-Y FOR VAN GOGH'S SAKE! WHO THE HECK GETS PROMOTED FOR BEING GOOD AT MATHS OR SCIENCE?!

sure, there're lots of military technology that need operating during the event of a war, and we need brains for that. but imagine every squadron leader and commando who got promoted to their current rank due to their results in school. hell, they might even mistake a bullet and think it a gold plated limited edition super panadol for backaches and joint pains.

its's good to know that war isnt going to be anytime soon in our country. that should give any military commander or officer time to read my posts and be inspired to visit the gym for purposes other than that cute trainer in her sports bra and sweat pants.

TO ALL MILITARY PERSONNAL READING THIS POST: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE AT LEAST LEARN HOW TO AIM THAT PIECE OF METAL YOU'RE CARRYING AROUND EVERYDAY. who knows, you MIGHT even get to use it at LEAST once during a war.

here's a little something i put together just to emphasize the importance of proper military education. alright fine so i cant photoshop to save my life.

what happens if you dont have proper military training

hit 'im with all you got soldier!

brain malfunction! instant victory! smart soldier - 1 terrorist - 0
scenario 2 (real world, real time):

what happens when you dont have proper military training

hit 'im with all yo..watch out soldier!

he was a great soldier and he served a noble cause. smart soldier - 0 terrorist - 1

i just took a portion of your life