good evening all my hot,sweaty and sexy loves
hmm..there's nothing much to this post so i dont really think you should start reading this thinking that you'd learn something new or interesting about this earth. or this sad little country.

firstly, i've been spending the past 4 hours trying to sign into MSN Messenger. to which i've just succeeded but found apparently no one online except my long-suffering, fake friend of a bot SmarterChild. he's quite useful actually. i use him to fill up my contact list count and test if i'm lagging on msn or anything =D sometimes i realise we do take things for granted. like MSN Messenger for example. everyday i come home and sign in without even thinking a second thought about it. and today, i just couldnt no matter how much tried. hmm. AND I WAS LIKE FUCKING PISSED OFF CAUSE IT COULDNT SIGN IN AND I WAS LIKE,"DAMN THIS SUCKS F-ING DICK AND I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND PAINT MY NAILS AND CUT MYSELF AND WEAR EYELINER AND SCREAM ALONG WITH M.SHADOWS TILL MY THROAT GOES GOYAK AND I RELEASE A NEW ALBUM CALLED CITY OF EVIL WHERE I USE HARMONICS TO COVER MY SADDENING VOCALS SO THAT MY BAND DOESNT KICK ME OUT. I COULDNT PAY FOR MY SHADES IF THEY DID AND THE WORLD WOULD SEE THAT I DONT WEAR EYELINER AND ALL MY FANS WILL DITCH A7X AND SUPPORT THE ARTIC MONKEYS NOOOO." sorry i had a lorraine moment there.

yeah, so that was how my day was since i got home. anyways, i'm trying to think of something witty to say that should inevitably shake you up inside as you read this post and perhaps think about why the new msn live messenger looks so damned gay and retarded and overly colourful.

since i dont shine light on my personal life very often, just for today, i'd let you into my very very oh-so-glam life. well, since i cant really write about anything above the ratings of pg13 here and risk being flagged by middle-aged housewives who, bake bulletproof muffins and spend their free time keeping us young upstarts on the net in place, there's not very much i can actually expose to you lovely people. hmm..BUT i do think i could dig up something that actually toes that guildline.

TODAY. I HAD CHEMISTRY TEST ON CONCENTRATION AND I WAS LIKE,"DAMN THIS SHIT I CANT DO NO NOTHING AND I'M THINKING,SINCE I'M ALL GOTH AND GOING TO BE THE NEXT AVENGED TACKYFOLD, I SHOULD BE BURSTING MY LYRNX SCREAMING TO SECOND HEARTBEAT." oh dear excuse my lorraine moment. i think if she ever read this i'd be splashed across her lovely site, her myspace, her..everything and she'd be making people sign petitions to close down my blog, and for me to pay to send her for a one way trip to synyster gates's shack up at bat country. i mean, zacky vengence is just as hot as synyster. and zacky's just as cute as synyster. SO WHY DOES SYNYSTER GET TO STOMP AROUND WHILE EVERYONE GETS SMUSHED UNDER HIS BIG FEET. WE SHOULD ALL JUST STAB SYNYSTER. gretchen weiners had cracked. i do think i watched mean girls one time too many =D

As i was saying, i had a chemistry test today. which went quite disastrous indeed if i were to say so myself. there were was one blatant point that actually depicts how badly i screwed this little quiz up and i'll tell you about it later (though little is quite the understatement considering this counts for my final year =D) firstly, there was this questions where we had to calculate the mass of sodium hydroxide was it..that was required to neutralize an acid in the stomach. and if one pill of sodium hydroxide was 3 grams, how many pills would we thus require to destroy that fatty acid so that all is at peace in your intestines. well it wasnt my answer that was hilarious. i got 4 pills as my answer. still quite sane. my friend got 40 pills. i do think he just killed his patient. i mean how many bottles of pills did that poor dude have to take anyways HAHA..ha..ha? not funny? alright well lets move on.

so, down to the blatant point that i discovered that instantly told me,"dude, you tripped up bad this time >=D" you all wanna hear it? youwannayouwannayouwanna? i think everyone just alt-f4ed my page at this point. cause we're out of shape and fat and nobody likes us =D. well for those of you who stayed on, the blatant point was at the last question. where we had to calculate the amount of calcium carbonate in a seashell. that weighed 1.03 grams. and i calculated with great efficiency and i obtained this answer.


Amount of calcium carbonate in 1.03g of seashell = 3g
hmm..quite a smack in the face indeed..but. not that huge a bitchslap yet. the next part of the question was, calculate the percentage of calcium carbonate in the seashell. MAN ITS LIKE ADDING INSULT TO INJURY. WHAT'M I SUPPOSED TO WRITE?! oh the percentage of calcium carbonate in the seashell is approximately 300% and i do think this shell is mutated. so, in all due respect to the question and to my dignity, i left it blank. though i was itching to write," chemistry doesnt require us to dissolve seashells in acid you mofo gimme something more straightforward and in-my-face." which would eventually lead me to get a divine spanking from john's reverred Teo Ser Luck.

well loves, thats all i can pull out of the G rating box. the rest you might have to speak to me in person to find out so likex likex addsh miee kKx?
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