Sunday, September 03, 2006
hmm..i didnt intend to do a post again so soon but there's something that really bothering me at the moment. firstly, its the fact that i have a flu and i'm wheezing away like some retarded howler monkey. i'm pretty sure the old dude i was pushing around the zoo didnt cough or wheeze and spasm. in fact, he didnt even talk. no man's an island huh. well that guy felt like a distant continent altogether. anyways, it couldnt have been him who passed the flu to me..deserie was in the pink of health so..How in the gulak world did i get this flu..karma? i mean the only person i've been critisizing so far was sicheng. that's not enough karma since he's not that important. LOL kidding.
secondly, i've heard many a time that the world has gone absolutely mad. but this is the first time i've started feeling it. just the other day, i decided to visit Yahoo! for no apparent reason. and splashed across the featured videos page was
1.Stroll Of The Penguins: watch six penguins walk to their new home at the zoo
2.Cell phone throwing contest crowns winner
Am i just skeptical or..do people actually like watching fat vertical birds wobble into captivity? i mean yeah they're adorable and all but 25seconds just to watch them walk into a swimming pool? i could take over the world in that time!
And the cellphone throwing contest..is just awkward. I mean, if you have so many cellphones such that you require a contest just to get rid of them, i would suggest you donate them to yours truely. so that i can sell mine to the museum. it's kinda embarrassing sometimes when people want to send you stuff through their phone and they ask: bluetooth? no. decayed. infrared? nope. it kills sperms. GPS? nope. i have one in the car though. then what've you got! SMS and camera. ohh..how many megapixel? 0.005, love.
so..yeah thats one of the few things that have been bugging me recently. oh yeah, and about my wanting to write up on our singapore idols, i guess i'll put that off for the time being. i found out there were more obnoxious people on this earth. eg. Paris Hilton. she comments on her latest album,"i like, cry when i hear it. its so good" well missy hilton, the only time i cried because of you was when you stuffed your hand up a cow's behind in the Simple Life.
oh and, i cried for the cow.
i just took a portion of your life
