Tuesday, October 31, 2006
recently, my blog has had a sudden increase in viewership rating! how could this be! could it be....
COULD IT BE THAT NOBODY WANTS TO READ SICHENG'S EMOTIC POSTS?! NOBODY?! IS THE WORLD FINALLY, FINALY, SICK OF EMOTIC POSTS THAT BRING YOU TO TEARS?! or maybe sicheng's just getting old. kinda like russell peters after every person i met greeted me with THEERTEE FOOUR FIFTY, or YOU'RE MOTHER IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY...SHE GOT STUCK. so there you go, my two hypothesis(es) on the sudden increase of www.gunsnposeurs.blogspot.com's veiwership.
i would leave you to decide which you would choose but my recommended choice is (
sicheng's getting old EVERYBODY LUBX MIEEX)
anyways, i've lately been receiving
hate mail and
hate tags for not posting new stuff that people could sit down and just, waste their life away reading my
oh-so-funktastic literature.
so today,
due to popular demand (finally i found a place to stuff this line), i'll write something. (even though it's quite clear that i actually dont have anything to write about since i already: flamed paris hilton, critisized the singapore idols, slayed our military, flamed boonyew, talked about influenza and old men, flamed boonyew again, talked about
ms.choo and her
ALMIGHTY EMONESS, complained about chem test, freaked out over matthew, flamed boonyew once again, flamed boonyew..flamed..boonyew..)
BOONYEW I LUBX EEUU LAOPOR(haha i'm the male suck on that =D) EYE WILL TRY MAI BREAST NORT TUU FlAmE EUU 2 MUCH IN THE COMING TIME.(note: i know it's in the time to come. it's a pun. those of you who didnt get this, i suggest dr.seuss's The Cat In The Hat to fortify your humour skills)
so, today i would like to talk about: GOOD CONVERSATION SKILLS
after getting ditched one too many times on MostlyScandalousNonsense (MSN) messenger, i have begun to reflect on: WHY DO PEOPLE DITCH ME EVEN THOUGH I'M TRYING MY F-ING BEST TO CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION?! (ok maybe some of them got irritated due to my unceasing use of the happy face --> =D) but even so, ONE SHOULD NEVER LEAVE YOUR CONTACT TO DIE WITH SINGLE WORD REPLIES. OR JUST DISAPPEAR TO NOWHERE WHILE HE'S SHARING HIS LIFE'S MOST INTIMATE DETAILS. (actually i rarely do that. life has taught me to be strong. NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW THAT I DANCED WITH MY MUM'S MOP. NOBODY.)
well, let me use some examples from a conversation i had with ethel the emo and exotic, to show you what a good conversation really is! (i picked ethel because *blushes* i have this really deep crush on her! i giggle whenever i see her shadow. no actually i figured since she's rather emo, shining some attention on her would help to make her feel good and cheery, and happy for one of the few rare moments in her life. so ethel, today the attention's on you! muack muack)
FIRSTLY: respond with a cheery reply!
example:
(^^'') i dont want to know what you're listening to!! [½hourofpower] says:
hey!
ethel says:
hiya!
SECONDLY: tell the opposition about what happened during your day! start a conversation!
example:
(^^'') i dont want to know what you're listening to!! [½hourofpower] says:
how was o level preps
ethel says:
Boring
ethel says:
haha
ethel says:
i slept while my math teacher scolded the class
(^^'') i dont want to know what you're listening to!! [½hourofpower] says:
whoa
(^^'') i dont want to know what you're listening to!! [½hourofpower] says:
you're good =D
THIRDLY:talk for at LEAST 10 DAMNED MINUTES. I MEAN HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO..nevermind
example:
[08:41:31 PM] ethel. : i'm here to enlighten you
[10:19:12 PM] * ethel. meet the most foolish person on earth is now Offline
FOURTHLY: should the opposition fail to reply for a long time, DO NOT PRESS ESC AND CLOSE THE CONVERSATION YOU MOFOS. STICK TO IT. PICK UP A NEW TOPIC TO DISCUSS ABOUT (note: this's the MOST important point why couples get divorced. learn it well, get married, have children, pay your CPF and grow old )
example:
[07:58:18 PM] (^^'') i don: well
[08:00:07 PM] ethel: so did you help your friend with math today?
[08:00:40 PM] (^^'') i don: oh
[08:00:41 PM] (^^'') i don: eh
[08:00:44 PM] (^^'') i don: i'm so sorry
[08:00:47 PM] (^^'') i don: i didnt know i ended with just saying
well
[08:00:49 PM] (^^'') i don: anyways
[08:00:50 PM] (^^'') i don: yes i did!
example2:
[07:06:28 PM] &hellomcpants: chicken fish!(this's a rather desperate attempt. BUT it still works =D and i love random lines)
FIFTH(LY): always refrain from using -.-, -_-, whatever, duh...,etc. because it makes the opposition feel (i quote exactly) "ethel says: it makes me feel small and stupid"
so, those are the a few of the tips that i would like to share for now, since i feel going to the park now. BECAUSE NATURE DOESNT JUDGE ME. SOBX. oh yes and please try not to expect regular posts from me because i'm a scumbag who likes to post only when he sees things worth mentioning. lately i've just been critisizing my own race alot and due to fear of oppression and having the government and legislative assembly screw me inside out and confiscate my virus-empowered com, i dont think i'll be posting about it. even though i'm seriously disgusted with what the chinese youth are becoming or have become.
SO FOR NOW, you'd have to expect posts on proper conversation ettiquete and shitty stuff like that =D
TILL THEN! SEE YOU FOR NOW!
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SO HERE IT IS
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