i dont need your civil war

Monday, November 13, 2006

i sincerely apologise to my non-existant viewers for not being able to write much. i havent seen anything really worth writing about lately though i did laugh my ass off at arthur's house yesterday. well perhaps i'll just share with you some of the things we did. here's one. we played RAW vs SMACKDOWN. and no, i'm not a wrestling fan. i can barely even tell one wrestler from the other. =D

ANYWAYS, so here we were playing RAW vs SMACKDOWN(the only reason why i'm bolding is, is to make my post look more interesting so just bear with my scum-baggish ways) and everyone picked BIG BUFF MEN! since there were already so many muscular hairy men, i decided to go down a different path. just to..you know..REBEL AGAINST SOCIETY! so i picked the ever so hot STACY KIEBLER (since i cant play properly, i might as well spice things up with tight blouses and short denim skirts)

in the beginning, it was a 3 vs 1 match! and we had fun ganging up on yihao's undertaker and beating the shit out of him ( i bet if it was just me, the ever so gorgeous stacy kiebler, the undertaker wouldnt mind a few more bitchslaps or two that horny bastard =D) as the match wore on and on, they somehow got tired of hammering the undertaker with steel chairs and the bell that they ring to start the match. they got tired of me doing my finishing moves on the referee instead of the undertaker since i always got my ass whooped when i got too close to him.

AND THEY DECIDED TO GANG UP ON ME. 3 BIG BUFF MEN VS 1 HOT SEXY BABE IN A TIGHT BLOUSE AND DENIM MINI SKIRT (i think they just got aroused after i fell down infront of the cam and showed the world that i wasnt wearing underwear under my oh-so-hot skirt)

so i spent the next 5 to 10 minutes avoiding all of them and running all over the place. i did get arthur to accidentally smack yihao with a steel chair, just for me to turn around and low blow him, giggle and flee once again. MAN that was good. they then got irritated and made me play another 3 vs 1 match. (i do suppose you know who the 1 is now LOL) so instead of stacy kiebler the ever so hot and dumb blonde, i picked a brunette called lita. i always thought lita was the coolest girl wrestler (i would always watch her matches and squeal in delight when she came out *blushes*)

so i got my ass whooped seriously bad and i was rather helpless since i forgot to enable something that allowed me to escape from the ring. so there i was, hot, sexy and extremely helpless. kinda like when all my fangirls rushed me at once. (i really do wish that would happen..*sob*) in the end, i got thrashed by shawn michaels, carlito and some other dumb blonde who wears ugly pink boots. so they showed the ending sequence of the girl in the middle raising carlito's and shawn's hands in triumph after that gay assed match. and carlito smacked her breasts in triumph too. and that made our day as we laughed our lungs out. i think the producers meant to show carlito showing appreciation by thumping his partner's tough macho chest. but arthur has bright enough to pick a girl too. so all carlito got was soft and elastic instead of hard and macho ( hey dont look at me..arthur picked the girl..i was just the one who got whooped. and i'm sure carlito aint complaining..AT ALL)

oh yes, last weekend i was at the esplanade to watch this vedic metal band called rudra. they were so damned hot. this further emphasizes my loss of faith for my own race. the indians are playing metal in the US and Canada. the malays are break dancing and winning singapore idol twice in a row. the chinese are fighting for who gets the cheaper fish in the wet market and who looks more japanese in gay leggings and gloves and fugly hair. anyways, i did manage to get some poor shots of ruda so i'd just put one group shot of them here. the rest i'd just keep and wonder how bad i actually am at photography.

here's rudra in all their pixelized glory. they are, if i can remember correctly, (from left to right) vannan (lead/rythmn guitar), kathir (bass/vocals) shiva (drums) and the last one's name start's with S and then i forgot but he's also lead and rythmn. both of the guitarists are just so good =D

goodbye for now. =D

i just took a portion of your life

Saturday, November 04, 2006

in the past 24 hours, have you
1.cried? indeed i have (read my previous article)
2. worn jeans? I DONT EVEN HAVE JEANS! DAMN YOU RICH BASTARDS
3. met anyone? i met this ultimately sexy...moth. on my maths worksheets =D
4. done laundry? my dad beat me to it
5. went hungry? WHO DOESNT?! DAMN YOU SLIM PEOPLE. I HATE APPLES AND CELERY
6. talked on the phone? my mum's neurotic. what more can i say
7. say I love you? i said it to my pillow..since you have to practise for the future

do you believe in
8. yourself? sometimes i lose faith in my machismo. asides from that, i'm fine with who i am =D
9. your friends? i'm losing confidence that sicheng's actually human
10. tooth fairies? I GAVE UP ON THEM. I CAUGHT MY MUM TRYING TO PUT A COIN IN MY PILLOW AND TAKE OUT THE TOOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
11. destiny/fate? everything changes fate. fate changes everything
12. ghosts? NO. STAY AWAY FROM THE GHOSTS. NO BOOGY MAN EITHER
13. UFO? i have one in my garage. i stole it from sicheng's house

friends and life
14. Have you ever wished of having another name? pedro don negro? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO NAME MYSELF JIN *giggles* yeah right
15. Do you like anyone? i have a secret crush on boonyew *blushes* i like anyone who likes me =D
16. Which friend of yours acts most like you do? brian chia. he's like..damned cool *KYAAAAAA*
17. Who was there with you, when you cried the most? nobody knows that i cry about my hair. therefore nobody comforted me. NOBODY FRICKING CARES FOR ME. T_T
18. What's the best feeling in the world? when you manage to get ahold of your friend's primary school ezlink card with his/her primary school picture on it
19. What's the worst feeling in the world? whenx..whenx i kana backstabbers, copycats and liarx norz..my heartx bweak sobx..but my laogong cuddlex muiee then then..i okieexx oledy KEKE
20. What's the time now? 10.48pm. now wtf is up with that LOL

which is better?
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla. chocolate gives me pimples and makes me lose my hourglass figure
22. Coke or Pepsi? coke. pepsi sounds so f-ing gay WTF. PICK A MORE SENSIBLE NAME.
23. Love or Lust? i would always go for love, but get overwhelmed by lust
24. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up. sprite is like something from little fighters 2..meh..
25. Girls or Guys? GIRLS. i'm going to see nothing but guys for 4 years. i could use more of the female sex. COME MY LADY COME COME MY LADY, YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY, SUGAR, BABY.
26. Scruff or clean-shaved? i look sexy with scruff, but i fall prey to the joys of shaving
27. Movie in the day or night? doesnt matter. what matters is the movie itself you dork =D

the last time
28. you took a shower? last week. LOL kidding i had one at six
29. cried? last night until early this morning. it felt worse than having your period
30+31. Who makes you smile/can make you smile no matter what? her. *GIGGLES* i cant think of anything that would be a sure fire way to make me smile..how about..BOONYEW IN A THONG WITH KITTY EARS HAHAHAHAHAHHA..
32. Are you in love right now? i would love to say "its for me to know and you to find out KEKE" but here's the sad truth. i'm desperately searching for it. LEND ME SOME SUGAR, I AM YOUR NEIGHBOUR

do you ever
33. sit by the phone waiting for calls? my phone sits beside me, waiting for me to call someone
34. save AIM conversations? i dont use AIM..damned americans HAHAH kidding i lubx you all
35. wish you were someone else? i always wished..to be keanu reeves. he's drop dead gorgeous
36. wish you were of opposite gender? well..i would've made one helluva sexy girl. but, too bad guys. i'm happy with my balls
37. stay online for more than 8 hours? definately =D
38. gotten stuck in a lift? for 10 seconds. i realised that i didnt press the button.
39. gone out with people you don't know? yeah! i still didnt get his name HAHA
40 hate a person to the core that you wished they were dead? oh come now..i'm not that emo..*shuffles feet*
41. swear at your parents or siblings? unfortunately =D
42. read comics until you cry? mangas move me to tears sometimes HAW HAW

who was the last person
43. that you saw? kuchiki byakuya on my ps2
44. that you talked to? as in on the phone? edmund. he didnt know how to get to my house that damned nig
45. you hugged? T_T MY PILLOW. IS THIS A DIG AT ME NOT HAVING ANYBODY TO HUG?!
46 who instant messaged you? ethel the emo, akanksha the anvil

do you
47. colour your hair? it's naturally silky and blonde on it's own KEKE
48. have tattoo? i have this mickey mouse on my left buttcheek. he used to bring me luck..until the twits turned him into a slut. i had him removed since then
49. have piercing(s)? i fear the pain =O
50. put on lipstick? when i was five..
51. own more than 10 flip-flops? i have a Trial one. from the marketplace near my house. it's like ice skating in the summer. 0% grip
52. like someone? I LUBX YOU ALL
53. hate someone? the twits who turned mickey into a slut
54. have any money with you now? sky's the limit up till...$4.25

5 people to do this
ONCE AGAIN, i practise a no-chain policy. i'd leave the chaining to the twits..since they have likex..sho many many fwens! yay!

i just took a portion of your life

another one of my just-a-random-post posts.

i've recently cultivated a gargantuan attachment to my lovely black locks of hair

i had this strange dream last night.
it was raining and dark, it was cold and emo.
so yeah one thing lead to another and..
I SUDDENLY BECAME BALD!
i found a mirror in my dreamland and i saw had been shaved! my hair was gone! IT WAS NON-EXISTANT! and i started crying and screaming and wailing and bawling my bald head off.
and then i woke up.
and the first thing i did was crawl to the nearest mirror, expecting the worst.
apparently my hair was there, every electrified strand of it, all standing on its end. for once in my entire existance i truly treasured and loved how i looked like...until i felt that i had somewhat grown a little fatter..but that's another story.

the thing is, this is the first time in my entire life i had a bad dream about my hair and i cried about it. i might be turning rather feminine hmm..my nipples hurt T_T

that's all i have to say for now. i must be up and off to do some soulsearching about my existance and my shrinking machismo

i just took a portion of your life